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ahcherrycherryboomboom: suupjared:
Hi, I’m Eliza Thornberry
Part of your average family
I got a dad
A mom,
And… a sister
That’s Donnie
We found him and Darwin
He found us
About our house
It moves
Because we travel all over the world
You see my dad holds his nature show
And… my mom shoots it
Okay so we’re not that average
But between you and me
Something amazing happened
And now I can talk to animals!
It’s pretty cool and totally secret
And you know what?,
Life will never be the sameI miss this.
Weird. I hope I think of this the next time I cry so I can test it out.
(via thenewromantic)
srkw:andthecityneversleeps:scabbers:
Kate Nash - Merry Happy
chatting on the phone can’t take back those hours
but i won’t regret cause you can grow flowers from where dirt used to be
TURKEY PICK-UP LINES
(via: Shoebox Blog)
1. Is that a meat thermometer or are you glad to see me?
2. Heaven must be missing a peacock because you’re here with me.
3. You make my waddle wobble.
4. I’m the tom. You’re the bomb.
5. Got any plans for Thanksgiving dinner?
6. Are those breasts real?
7. Red, white or cranberry?
8. I could lose my head over a gal like you.
9. We’re both ugly but it’s last call. What d’ya say?
10. Wanna get stuffed?
(by followthatway)